Poob Bargain
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| - | '''poob bargain''' ''t.'' '''1.''' The moment when the Consumer overlaps with the Merchant -- and though profit occurs, the meeting is characterized ''by loss''. '''2.''' A bargain where the participants are primarily composed of [[clampers]], [[poobites]] and [[honeybees]]. '''3.''' An agreement made between the viewer and the spectacle, characterized by the devaporation of poetical space. '''4.''' A swindle, a ''rip-off.'' | + | '''poob bargain''' ''t.'' '''1.''' A moment when the Consumer overlaps with the Merchant -- and though profit occurs, the meeting is characterized by loss. '''2.''' A bargain where the participants are primarily composed of [[clampers]], [[poobites]] and [[honeybees]]. '''3.''' An agreement between the viewer and the spectacle, characterized by the devaporation of poetical space. '''4.''' A swindle, a ''rip-off.'' |
| == Desiderata == | == Desiderata == | ||
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poob bargain t. 1. A moment when the Consumer overlaps with the Merchant -- and though profit occurs, the meeting is characterized by loss. 2. A bargain where the participants are primarily composed of clampers, poobites and honeybees. 3. An agreement between the viewer and the spectacle, characterized by the devaporation of poetical space. 4. A swindle, a rip-off.
Desiderata
- It is impossible to drive on an American highway without being offered a Poob Bargain.
- To the uninitiated, the term sounds like Poo Bargain!
