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| - | "That [[Albert Kook|Kook's]] a real nut. He toyed with the Red Coats like a cat. Everytime they thought they had him, he just seemed to slip out of their grasp like an invisible mist." -- posted to the now defunct Kook-o-phile.com in December of 2004. | + | "That [[Albert Kook|Kook's]] a real '''nut'''. He just toyed with the Red Coats, slipping through their grasp like an invisible mist." -- posted to the now defunct Kook-o-phile.com in December of 2004. |
| - | "[[Pig]] nuts, also known as mountain oysters, are best served on a lemony hollandaise sauce." -- Unknown Author ([[Mazzistow Carrington]], ed.). ''The Dallas Dumpling''. May, 1979. | + | "... while baking, be sure to glaze the [[Pig|mountain oysters]] frequently and liberally with the '''peanut'''/cider vinegar sauce...." -- Unknown Author ([[Mazzistow Carrington]], ed.). ''The Dallas Dumpling''. May, 1979. |
| - | "The [[AA'ers]] are one tough nut to crack." -- Field Agent Smedley Wissock. ''Internal Report [[27]]a, 1967: The AA and Satelllite Organs, Threat Factors and Subversive Tendencies.'' October 4, 1968. FBI. | + | "The [[AA'ers]] are one tough '''nut''' to crack." -- Field Agent Smedley Wissock. ''Internal Report 27a, 1967: The AA and Satelllite Organs, Threat Factors and Subversive Tendencies.'' October 4, 1968. FBI. |
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| + | "[[Goat]] '''nuts '''are even more prodigious than boar, capable of producing literally gallons of semen each day." -- C.J. Scroggins. ''Confessions of a Bugger''. Daylight Press. 1971. | ||
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nut n. 1. An encased morsel of reproductive potential. 2. That which exists in a rarefied state of vapor-free existence, clamp-proofed and impervious to poobs.
Extrapolation
"That Kook's a real nut. He just toyed with the Red Coats, slipping through their grasp like an invisible mist." -- posted to the now defunct Kook-o-phile.com in December of 2004.
"... while baking, be sure to glaze the mountain oysters frequently and liberally with the peanut/cider vinegar sauce...." -- Unknown Author (Mazzistow Carrington, ed.). The Dallas Dumpling. May, 1979.
"The AA'ers are one tough nut to crack." -- Field Agent Smedley Wissock. Internal Report 27a, 1967: The AA and Satelllite Organs, Threat Factors and Subversive Tendencies. October 4, 1968. FBI.
"Goat nuts are even more prodigious than boar, capable of producing literally gallons of semen each day." -- C.J. Scroggins. Confessions of a Bugger. Daylight Press. 1971.
