Pancake
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| - | In an interview withe Playboy magazine, [[William Flintrock|Flintrock]] said: "I don't care if you call 'em pancakes, batter cakes, a pile of blankets, some brown bucks, or a fucking crepe I'll eat 'em. Even if you call 'em flapjacks, flats, fried mush, a gandy or a griddlecake, goddam, you can even call 'em a hot cake or a jonnycake, a manhole cover, tire patches, or wheat cakes -- I'll punch 'em, fuck 'em, single 'em out for special treatment, promote 'em, and then eat 'em and shit 'em out. And then maybe I'll eat 'em again." | + | In an interview with Playboy magazine, [[William Flintrock|Flintrock]] said: "I don't care if you call 'em pancakes, batter cakes, a pile of blankets, some brown bucks, or a fucking crepe I'll eat 'em. Even if you call 'em flapjacks, flats, fried mush, a gandy or a griddlecake, goddam, you can even call 'em a hot cake or a jonnycake, a manhole cover, tire patches, or wheat cakes -- I'll punch 'em, fuck 'em, single 'em out for special treatment, promote 'em, and then eat 'em and shit 'em out. And then maybe I'll eat 'em again." |
| On this note, Flintrock was notorious for boasting about the size of his "stack." While most assumed he referred to his penis, or perhaps his overt musculature, he usually meant his "tower of power" -- again using a euphemism, possibly confused with his cock, but most defintely referring to the sheering hulkign presence of his breakfast. | On this note, Flintrock was notorious for boasting about the size of his "stack." While most assumed he referred to his penis, or perhaps his overt musculature, he usually meant his "tower of power" -- again using a euphemism, possibly confused with his cock, but most defintely referring to the sheering hulkign presence of his breakfast. | ||
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pancake n. 1. A work of art. 2. A gift from an alien. 3. The end result of a recipe, a scientific investigation or an alchemical operation. 4. Accidentalist totem animal, thought to have been inspired by the Ebionite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebionites) Gospel of Matthew, wherein a single Greek letter is swapped, transforming locusts into pancakes. 5. A breakfast meal often eaten late at night.
Further Extrapolation
In an interview with Playboy magazine, Flintrock said: "I don't care if you call 'em pancakes, batter cakes, a pile of blankets, some brown bucks, or a fucking crepe I'll eat 'em. Even if you call 'em flapjacks, flats, fried mush, a gandy or a griddlecake, goddam, you can even call 'em a hot cake or a jonnycake, a manhole cover, tire patches, or wheat cakes -- I'll punch 'em, fuck 'em, single 'em out for special treatment, promote 'em, and then eat 'em and shit 'em out. And then maybe I'll eat 'em again."
On this note, Flintrock was notorious for boasting about the size of his "stack." While most assumed he referred to his penis, or perhaps his overt musculature, he usually meant his "tower of power" -- again using a euphemism, possibly confused with his cock, but most defintely referring to the sheering hulkign presence of his breakfast.
Usage
"Mmmm, good pancakes." - Alexandre Dacusse, to Jonathan Trenchwheat, 1966
