Kevin Statham
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Statham is a night-rockin' narcoleptic famous for his ability to vomit forth a multitude at a moment's notice. A copious drinker and taker of pills, he also wrote (writes?) non-Associationalist short stories. Currently believed to be holed up in his compound somewhere in Central Florida.
Statham was a university acquaintance of Steven Adkins; having lost touch after graduation, they met by chance two years later in a bar in Tampa's Ybor City (the much-missed Emerald).
Desiderata
- Kevin was once run over by a moving automobile -- and lived!
- Kevin once balanced a burning Bible on his head for five whole minutes, even as he perilously staggered.
