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| [[Category: Glossary]][[Image:Egg.jpg|thumb|left|Eggs have only one natural enemy -- mouths.]] | [[Category: Glossary]][[Image:Egg.jpg|thumb|left|Eggs have only one natural enemy -- mouths.]] | ||
| '''egg''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A single testicle. '''2.''' Historically, one half of the ingredients necessary for the creation of a new human; a piece of generative equipment. '''3.''' A storage facility for potential of any kind, in this sense a very small and discolored [[watermelon]]. 4. The eventual solidification of [[vapor]], occurring over thousands of years and as such, highly valuable. '''5.''' An ingredient for the manufacture of [[pancakes]]. | '''egg''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A single testicle. '''2.''' Historically, one half of the ingredients necessary for the creation of a new human; a piece of generative equipment. '''3.''' A storage facility for potential of any kind, in this sense a very small and discolored [[watermelon]]. 4. The eventual solidification of [[vapor]], occurring over thousands of years and as such, highly valuable. '''5.''' An ingredient for the manufacture of [[pancakes]]. | ||
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| + | Contrary to much modern science, eggs were not invented by man but rather ''harnessed''. | ||
| ==Desiderata == | ==Desiderata == | ||
Revision as of 08:50, 22 Apr 2005
egg n. 1. A single testicle. 2. Historically, one half of the ingredients necessary for the creation of a new human; a piece of generative equipment. 3. A storage facility for potential of any kind, in this sense a very small and discolored watermelon. 4. The eventual solidification of vapor, occurring over thousands of years and as such, highly valuable. 5. An ingredient for the manufacture of pancakes.
Extrapolation
Contrary to much modern science, eggs were not invented by man but rather harnessed.
Desiderata
- Stimes Addisson called eggs "volcanoes in a jar."
- Eggs have been known to attack humans they see as weak or dissolute.
- An egg starred in several films by Johannas Desselsen.
