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- | [[Image:Fist_hand.jpg|thumb|right|"The fist is a history of making. It's the lock on your eye -- and don't forget it." - [[William Flintrock|Flintrock]] to [[Jonathan Trenchwheat|Trenchwheat]], 1973. ]][[Category:Glossary]]'''human hand''' ''util.'' '''1.''' A tool-making object composed of five digits, attached to the ass-end of the human arm, usually present in a pair and not to be confused with [[God]]. '''2.''' The mark of intelligent activity. '''3.''' The mechanism of all neurological change, objectively speaking. '''4.''' A masturbatory device. '''5.''' That which is presumed to dwell in a [[glove]]. | + | [[Image:Fist_hand.jpg|thumb|right|"The fist is a history of making. It's the lock on your eye -- and don't forget it." - [[William Flintrock|Flintrock]] to [[Jonathan Trenchwheat|Trenchwheat]], 1973. ]][[Category:Glossary]]'''human hand''' ''util.'' '''1.''' A tool-making object composed of five digits, attached to the ass-end of the human arm, usually present in a pair and not to be confused with [[God]]. '''2.''' The mark of intelligent activity. '''3.''' The mechanism of all neurological change, objectively speaking. '''4.''' A masturbatory device. '''5.''' The innards of a [[glove]]. |
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human hand util. 1. A tool-making object composed of five digits, attached to the ass-end of the human arm, usually present in a pair and not to be confused with God. 2. The mark of intelligent activity. 3. The mechanism of all neurological change, objectively speaking. 4. A masturbatory device. 5. The innards of a glove.Non-Canonical Text
A belly-whale whose head is fabricated of schoolyards and dirt-clods.