Wilhemina Forkes
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Born on August 22, 1925 in Berlin, Germany. She flops down on the couch, full of gas. She is a sow. She receives a subscription to Mad Magazine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_magazine). She is, too, a pig -- but a dapper one. She receives a pair of rusting tweezers in a compact.  She was an official delegate at the Second and 3rd AA International Conferences. She missed the first one because she was on assignment in Nairobi, Kenya, searching for yellow-cake uranium and giraffe sculptures. Known WorksStimes: A Remembrance Based On Association, Not Truth, Thus True., memoir. Ducasse: Splendid Was The Fight, Not The One Before Breakfast, The Other One memoir. We Will Wear Pants Or Nothing At All, proto-feminist manifesto co-authored with Verna Cable |
 DesiderataGrit Magazine once referred to an aging Forkes as an "affable pink-pants of the highest calibre, attentive, affordable, out-call only. Four stars." Mazzistow Carrington was afraid to kiss her in public do to his Texas upbringing. |
