Alexandre Dacusse
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| - | [[Category:Personages]] | + | [[Category:Personages]][[Image:ADacusse.jpg|thumb|Inspiration for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fonz The Fonz], Dacusse redefined the role of The Poet for millions of lonely housewives.]]''Born November 25, 1925, Marseille, France. He is an alligator, a slum runner, wearing leather coats, hassled by the fuzz. He thus arrives in handcuffs, and with a police escort. He receives a [[twack]].'' |
| - | [[Image:ADacusse.jpg|thumb|Inspiration for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fonz The Fonz], Dacusse redefined the role of The Poet for millions of lonely housewives.]]''Born November 25, 1925, Marseille, France. He is an alligator, a slum runner, wearing leather coats, hassled by the fuzz. He thus arrives in handcuffs, and with a police escort. He receives a [[twack]].'' | + | |
| The life of Dacusse is unique among men, being as it is composed throughout of notes, errant scratches, and desideratum of the most profound sort. | The life of Dacusse is unique among men, being as it is composed throughout of notes, errant scratches, and desideratum of the most profound sort. | ||
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The life of Dacusse is unique among men, being as it is composed throughout of notes, errant scratches, and desideratum of the most profound sort.
Desiderata
- Dacusse was the inspiration for the Fonz.
- As a boy he once had a pet snail named Mauricio.
- Dacusse's nickname in lycée was l'Americain.
- He is the only AA'er arrested more than five times!
- He was arrested in France for fighting and again for stealing a car. In the U.S. he was arrested for public drunkenness, groping an art dealer's wife and at the 3rd AA International Conference for belting a delegate. His subsequent run-ins with the law have miraculously left him arrest-free. He likes champagne and has bouts of vegetarianism. Frequent advocate of Occitan autonomy.
- He can currently be found hanging out at Death Row records or driving his convertible Thunderbird down the Sunset Strip an an ostrich-skin suit. He's made it, baby!
- Banned For Life from Bangcock Willie's after the Showdown Post Facto.
Known Works
Historiography of My Forthcoming Eminence: Preparatory Measures for a Poetical Dominance of the Western Mystery Tradition, footnotes published before his renowned biography titled simply, I Think It's Time For You To Leave.
Numerous Bathroom Scrawlings, geographically dispersed poetical aphorisims found in men's rooms throughout the Continental U.S., French Guyana and select Tahitian work-out gymnasia.
