William Flintrock

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William Flintrock as pictured in Who We Are.

Born April 1, 1919, Boston. Flintrock came in second without pants, wearing a cowboy hat, still smelling of axle grease. A childhood dream, chewing moss. He is a wolf. In the very least, a houndstooth jacket. He receives a fireman's helmet.

In addition to being a fine poet, polemicist and illustrator, Flintrock is generally acknowledged to be the AA's best welder and handy man. He rigged up the Balloonjaw costume, for example, and was an invaluable presence on many a project, whether it be theater or a hanging. Flint was the guy you could always count on to be there.

His drank heavily, and sometimes a darker shade of Flintrock came across. He could be violent, insulting. Verna Cable once decked him at a party. But for all that he was to be counted upon. He often went with Addisson on Balloonjaw mission as The Chameleon, allegedly.

He currently has a farm near San Ysidro, New Mexico, where he welds shit, smokes high-quality grass and shoots off guns. He loves to hike and travel. Give 'im a call. As Adid says: "He needs a woman since Lydia left and his bearskin rug is too big for one...." Adid always guffaws heartily after this one.