Life Alphabetically
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| - | [[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by [[William Flintrock]] | + | [[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by [[William Flintrock]]. Hailed as amasterpiece of dissimulation, it still won acclaim for its stark moral code. |
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Yon Milhaus's Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by William Flintrock. Hailed as amasterpiece of dissimulation, it still won acclaim for its stark moral code.
from Life Alphabetically
We Value:
- A strong right hand
- Fearsome cutlets
- An enormous black Lilly
- Some ass: old lag sign
- A feasible demeanor
- No count piss-coon verbs:
- Aren't you the lucky one
- Simultaneous navigators
- Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
- An enormous Love
- The indescribability of nothing
- Cool pants, man
- Green, therefore, immutable
- The need for steadfast self-contradiction
- The Dialectic of Humor
- No doubt there is idiocy in me
- Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
- Dolphins are our friends
- Continuous adventure
- Hands free
- Hand held open
- Simultaneous tongue
- The necessity of added tongs
- V
- The penultimate more intriguing
- By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
- Revel in Redundancy
- You are always, primarily, a jackass
- The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness
