Pietri Biberoni
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| : Biberoni was a target of ridicule at Fascist soirees led by Benito Mussolini. They referred to him as "that shit-eating dog from Padua," even though he'd never stepped foot in that city. | : Biberoni was a target of ridicule at Fascist soirees led by Benito Mussolini. They referred to him as "that shit-eating dog from Padua," even though he'd never stepped foot in that city. | ||
| - | Due to his uncommon sexuality he would blush at the mention of his father's [[sausage]] outlet. | + | : Due to his uncommon sexuality he would blush at the mention of his father's [[sausage]] outlet. |
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Born 1763, Vacamadonna, Italy. Died 1820, enroute from New York City. He tries to arrive but being vaporic, cannot operate the doorhandles. Thus, he recieves nothing -- enraging him completely. He is a Coney Island bumper-car, expertly renovated.
Librettist for celebrated composer Paolo Grignotti; Biberoni collaborated with Grignotti on 27 operas and with other composers on 13 more including the famous unfinished forty first opera-finished infamously after his death by virtuoso violinist Flambini Lamenti. Biberoni's peculiarity was to write only in Italianized versions of negro slang and never to use the word "jackal," as in this excerpt from Martini: "You! Giacometto, you....Jackal!!"
He died of consumption returning from america and is rumoured to be buried on the upper left side of the eighteenth century section of the Grand Paupers of Music funeral yard.
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- Biberoni was a target of ridicule at Fascist soirees led by Benito Mussolini. They referred to him as "that shit-eating dog from Padua," even though he'd never stepped foot in that city.
- Due to his uncommon sexuality he would blush at the mention of his father's sausage outlet.
