Poob Bargain
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| - | '''poob bargain''' ''t.'' '''1.''' The moment when the consumer overlaps with the merchant and though the latter profits, both parties suffer degredation. '''2.''' A bargain where the participants are primarily composed of [[clampers]], [[poobites]] and [[honeybees]]. '''3.''' An agreement made between the viewer and the spectacle, characterized by the devaporation of poetical space. '''4.''' A swindle, ''rip-off.'' | + | '''poob bargain''' ''t.'' '''1.''' The moment when the Consumer overlaps with the Merchant -- and though profit occurs, the meeting is characterized ''by loss''. '''2.''' A bargain where the participants are primarily composed of [[clampers]], [[poobites]] and [[honeybees]]. '''3.''' An agreement made between the viewer and the spectacle, characterized by the devaporation of poetical space. '''4.''' A swindle, a ''rip-off.'' |
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| == Desiderata == | == Desiderata == | ||
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| - | It is impossible to drive on an American highway without being offered a Poob Bargain. | + | : It is impossible to drive on an American highway without being offered a Poob Bargain. |
| - | + | : To the uninitiated, the term sounds like ''Poo Bargain!'' | |
| - | To the uninitiated, the term sounds like ''Poo Bargain!'' | + | |
| == See Also == | == See Also == | ||
| - | + | * [[Poob]] | |
| - | ---- | + | * [[Auto-Colonial Bee]] |
| - | [[Poob]] | + | |
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| - | [[Auto-Colonial Bee]] | + | |
Revision as of 12:13, 21 Aug 2004
poob bargain t. 1. The moment when the Consumer overlaps with the Merchant -- and though profit occurs, the meeting is characterized by loss. 2. A bargain where the participants are primarily composed of clampers, poobites and honeybees. 3. An agreement made between the viewer and the spectacle, characterized by the devaporation of poetical space. 4. A swindle, a rip-off.
Desiderata
- It is impossible to drive on an American highway without being offered a Poob Bargain.
- To the uninitiated, the term sounds like Poo Bargain!
