Krystine Monitzer
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| - | ''American. Born in Oakland, CA. August 25, 1971. Possessing an uncanny and vivid memory of her nascence she'll tell you that it was not unlike waking up, hungover and blacked out in a South Tampa gutter.'' | + | ''American. Born in Oakland, CA. August 25, 1971. Possessing an uncanny and vivid memory of her nascence she'll tell you that it was not unlike waking up, hungover and blacked out in a South Tampa gutter. Primarily known for being the movement's foremost expert on whoredom and excess, Monitzer comes in via catapult, landing on the couch, already smoking. '' |
| - | + | On an average day she can be found procrastinating, dodging time and communicating with [[bees]]. The latter of which was witnessed under pressure by [http://plastictub.vaporslave.com/index.php/Stimes_Addisson Addisson] in 1989 during the only known face to face encounter between the two. It is rumored that as a result of this demonstration [[Addisson]] was attacked by the hive and nearly killed. This was never documented however and Miss Monitzer swears that he suffered only a brief and benign reaction of atopic dermatitis. | |
| - | Primarily known for being the movement's foremost expert on whoredom and excess, Monitzer comes in via catapult, landing on the couch, already smoking. | + | |
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| - | On an average day she can be found procrastinating, dodging time and communicating with bees. The latter of which was witnessed under pressure by [http://plastictub.vaporslave.com/index.php/Stimes_Addisson Addisson] in 1989 during the only known face to face encounter between the two. It is rumored that as a result of this demonstration Addisson was attacked by the hive and nearly killed. This was never documented however and Miss Monitzer swears that he suffered only a brief and benign reaction of atopic dermatitis. | + | |
| *There is one remaining piece of evidence supporting at least part of the story, a [[letter]] from Addisson to Monitzer in which he wrote, "My dear friend the bees worked a miracle! I'm going to Cairo." | *There is one remaining piece of evidence supporting at least part of the story, a [[letter]] from Addisson to Monitzer in which he wrote, "My dear friend the bees worked a miracle! I'm going to Cairo." | ||
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American. Born in Oakland, CA. August 25, 1971. Possessing an uncanny and vivid memory of her nascence she'll tell you that it was not unlike waking up, hungover and blacked out in a South Tampa gutter. Primarily known for being the movement's foremost expert on whoredom and excess, Monitzer comes in via catapult, landing on the couch, already smoking.
On an average day she can be found procrastinating, dodging time and communicating with bees. The latter of which was witnessed under pressure by Addisson (http://plastictub.vaporslave.com/index.php/Stimes_Addisson) in 1989 during the only known face to face encounter between the two. It is rumored that as a result of this demonstration Addisson was attacked by the hive and nearly killed. This was never documented however and Miss Monitzer swears that he suffered only a brief and benign reaction of atopic dermatitis.
- There is one remaining piece of evidence supporting at least part of the story, a letter from Addisson to Monitzer in which he wrote, "My dear friend the bees worked a miracle! I'm going to Cairo."
