Order of the Golden West
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| Purpose: Celebration of cowboy lore and by proxy, [[Western Civilization]] itself. | Purpose: Celebration of cowboy lore and by proxy, [[Western Civilization]] itself. | ||
| - | Three grades were known to exist: Dude aka [[Greenhorn]], Cowpoke, aka Cowpunch, and True Cowboy. Ritual garb included chaps and Stetson hats; ritual activity included roping nude women and consuming [[Great quantity/enormous quantities]] of steak and/or [[BBQ]]. | + | Three grades were known to exist: Dude aka [[Greenhorn]], Cowpoke, aka Cowpunch, and True Cowboy. Ritual garb included chaps and Stetson hats; ritual activity included roping nude women and consuming [[Great quantity|enormous quantities]] of steak and/or [[BBQ]]. |
| - | Although he officially denied it, Louis L'Amour was said to be a particularly ardent underground member especially adept at twirling pistols on his [[Human hand/index fingers]]. | + | Although he officially denied it, Louis L'Amour was said to be a particularly ardent underground member especially adept at twirling pistols on his [[Human hand|index fingers]]. |
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Spinof of the Order of the Wrinkling Lid founded on July 4, 1976 by Cornelius P. Buttercup, a notorious huckster, bean-counter and scal-a-wag from the Bronx. Purpose: Celebration of cowboy lore and by proxy, Western Civilization itself. Three grades were known to exist: Dude aka Greenhorn, Cowpoke, aka Cowpunch, and True Cowboy. Ritual garb included chaps and Stetson hats; ritual activity included roping nude women and consuming enormous quantities of steak and/or BBQ. Although he officially denied it, Louis L'Amour was said to be a particularly ardent underground member especially adept at twirling pistols on his index fingers.
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