Cappy Trowbridge
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| ''Born 1930, in Perth, Scotland. Exact date unknown. 1930. He comes into the room falling down drunk fucking simultaneously seven species of known life. He is a [[monkey]]. He receives: a new tongue.'' | ''Born 1930, in Perth, Scotland. Exact date unknown. 1930. He comes into the room falling down drunk fucking simultaneously seven species of known life. He is a [[monkey]]. He receives: a new tongue.'' | ||
| - | Scrappy Cappy was born in abject poverty but became, in addition to the [[Heavy Drinking|hardest-drinking]] of the [[AA]] group, a shipping magnate. It was he who funded [[Wee-Wee]] and he who organized the revenge plot after its destruction. He now lives in Townsville, Australia, with a 17-year old Japanese boy he calls "Koko." He was also a painter but gave it up for more elaborate hijinks. | + | Scrappy Cappy was born in abject poverty but became, in addition to the [[Heavy drinking|hardest-drinking]] of the [[AA]] group, a shipping magnate. It was he who funded [[Wee-Wee]] and he who organized the revenge plot after its destruction. He now lives in Townsville, Australia, with a 17-year old Japanese boy he calls "Koko." He was also a painter but gave it up for more elaborate hijinks. |
| His most famous exhibition involved a high-jacked sail boat on Lake Erie. Wearing nothing but a tartan [[head]] band and his legendary 10-incher a-dangle, he jumped from a jet ski onto the 45-footer of one Mr. [[John P. Pumperwissel]], Esq., and to the shock of his shaken family, demanded passage to Cuba for a good [[Stinking Weed|cigar]] in the back of a '57 Chevy. | His most famous exhibition involved a high-jacked sail boat on Lake Erie. Wearing nothing but a tartan [[head]] band and his legendary 10-incher a-dangle, he jumped from a jet ski onto the 45-footer of one Mr. [[John P. Pumperwissel]], Esq., and to the shock of his shaken family, demanded passage to Cuba for a good [[Stinking Weed|cigar]] in the back of a '57 Chevy. | ||
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| - | [[Bugger My Frustrations]] | + | * [[Ectomorph Shock and Piss Parade]] |
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| ''Cappy could enumerate'' pi to the two-hundreth place using only his remaining digits. | ''Cappy could enumerate'' pi to the two-hundreth place using only his remaining digits. | ||
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Born 1930, in Perth, Scotland. Exact date unknown. 1930. He comes into the room falling down drunk fucking simultaneously seven species of known life. He is a monkey. He receives: a new tongue. Scrappy Cappy was born in abject poverty but became, in addition to the hardest-drinking of the AA group, a shipping magnate. It was he who funded Wee-Wee and he who organized the revenge plot after its destruction. He now lives in Townsville, Australia, with a 17-year old Japanese boy he calls "Koko." He was also a painter but gave it up for more elaborate hijinks. His most famous exhibition involved a high-jacked sail boat on Lake Erie. Wearing nothing but a tartan head band and his legendary 10-incher a-dangle, he jumped from a jet ski onto the 45-footer of one Mr. John P. Pumperwissel, Esq., and to the shock of his shaken family, demanded passage to Cuba for a good cigar in the back of a '57 Chevy. He got no real prison time for it because Pumperwissel was a good sport and after he got over his embolism, had the charges of piracy, kidnapping and attempted murder dropped in favor of public exposure, 30 days, time served. [edit] Known Works[edit] See Also |
[edit] DesiderataCappy could enumerate pi to the two-hundreth place using only his remaining digits. |
