Terminally Obese Children's Foundation
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| [[Category:Groups]]Charitable organization suspected by many [[AA'ers]] to be a front for the [[League of Gnomes]]. According to [[Guileless Maccabee]], the TOCF is in fact an organization which uses its charitable intentions as a lure to attract fat kids which are then kidnapped and used in Gnome [[mushroom]]-eating rituals. | [[Category:Groups]]Charitable organization suspected by many [[AA'ers]] to be a front for the [[League of Gnomes]]. According to [[Guileless Maccabee]], the TOCF is in fact an organization which uses its charitable intentions as a lure to attract fat kids which are then kidnapped and used in Gnome [[mushroom]]-eating rituals. | ||
| - | The organization was investigated in 2003 by the Justice Department after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp--dubbed "Camp Starvation"--by alumni, but the case was closed and the camp cleared of any wrongdoing or criminal negligence. The case remains unsolved. | + | The organization was investigated in 2003 by the Justice Department after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni), but the case was closed and the camp cleared of any wrongdoing or criminal negligence. The case remains unsolved. |
| - | Maccabee has assmbled a compelling dossier on the TOCF which also appears to indicate that the group's "war on childhood obesity" serves a second function--the extermination Chop Grade [[Skillet Scouts]]. | + | Maccabee has assmebled a compelling dossier on the TOCF which appears to indicate that the group's "war on childhood obesity" serves a second function--the extermination Chop Grade [[Skillet Scouts]]. |
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Revision as of 13:12, 11 May 2005
Charitable organization suspected by many AA'ers to be a front for the League of Gnomes. According to Guileless Maccabee, the TOCF is in fact an organization which uses its charitable intentions as a lure to attract fat kids which are then kidnapped and used in Gnome mushroom-eating rituals.
The organization was investigated in 2003 by the Justice Department after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni), but the case was closed and the camp cleared of any wrongdoing or criminal negligence. The case remains unsolved.
Maccabee has assmebled a compelling dossier on the TOCF which appears to indicate that the group's "war on childhood obesity" serves a second function--the extermination Chop Grade Skillet Scouts.
