Terminally Obese Children's Foundation
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| - | [[Category:Groups]]Charitable organization suspected by many [[AA'ers]] to be a front for the [[League of Gnomes]]. According to [[Guileless Maccabee]], the TOCF is in fact an organization which uses its charitable intentions as a lure to attract fat kids which are then kidnapped and used in Gnome [[mushroom]]-eating rituals. | + | [[Category:Groups]]__NOTOC__ |
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| + | Charitable organization suspected by many [[AA'ers]] to be a front for the [[League of Gnomes]]. According to [[Guileless Maccabee]], the TOCF is, in fact, an organization which uses its charitable intentions as a lure to attract fat kids which are then kidnapped and used in Gnome [[mushroom]]-eating rituals. | ||
| The organization was investigated in 2003 by the Justice Department after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni), but the case was closed and the camp cleared of any wrongdoing or criminal negligence. The case remains unsolved. | The organization was investigated in 2003 by the Justice Department after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni), but the case was closed and the camp cleared of any wrongdoing or criminal negligence. The case remains unsolved. | ||
| - | Maccabee has assmebled a compelling dossier on the TOCF which appears to indicate that the group's "war on childhood obesity" serves a second function--the extermination Chop Grade [[Skillet Scouts]]. | + | Maccabee has assembled a compelling dossier on the TOCF which appears to indicate that the group's "war on childhood obesity" serves a second function--the extermination Chop Grade [[Skillet Scouts]]. |
| == See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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| - | *[[International Fund for Social Relief]] | + | * [[International Fund for Social Relief]] |
| - | *[[Stanley Adcock]] | + | * [[Stanley Adcock]] |
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Charitable organization suspected by many AA'ers to be a front for the League of Gnomes. According to Guileless Maccabee, the TOCF is, in fact, an organization which uses its charitable intentions as a lure to attract fat kids which are then kidnapped and used in Gnome mushroom-eating rituals. The organization was investigated in 2003 by the Justice Department after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni), but the case was closed and the camp cleared of any wrongdoing or criminal negligence. The case remains unsolved. Maccabee has assembled a compelling dossier on the TOCF which appears to indicate that the group's "war on childhood obesity" serves a second function--the extermination Chop Grade Skillet Scouts. [edit] See Also |
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