Solomon Witte

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-[[Image:TheReactiveProphet.jpg|thumb|Witte's later work was largely accomplished with the aid of macaroni noodles, glitter and paper plates. ''The Reactive Prophet'', however, was rendered by other means.]]''1740-1812. He comes in riding on the back of a leather bath-marie. He is a porcupine and receives a knife handle carved of ivory''.+[[Category:Personages]]__NOTOC__
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 +''Jewish-American, born in Wadowice, Poland, 1939. He comes in riding on the back of a leather bath-marie. He is a scissor-tailed thrombocyte. He receives an ivory knife-handle inlaid with discharging machine guns.''
-Member of the [[Albert Kook]] gang. An extraordinary snooker player. Habitual user of opium. Libertine. Patriot. The most extensive collection of sequined breeches in the Colonies and after, the nascent U.S. A lover of ghosts and their letters home. Gave [[Guvernor Morris]] the quill said to have written the Constitution. An ancestor of [[Stimes Addisson]].+Witte arrived in America at the tender age of fourteen. His family first attempted to stay in Brooklyn, but emigrated to Miami 3 years later. Witte's Deli became known throughout the city and the family prospered. Unfortunately his father had a weakness for that old "daevil's clawe" known as [http://www.pagat.com/whist/whist.html whist] and he ruined the family.
-His birthplace is unknown, but he was killed in Washinton, D.C. during the time when the British burned it to the ground in the War of 1812.+After much misfortune, Witte fell into the world of the [[AA]].
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 +== Known Works ==
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 +[[Shoes The Philtre]]
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 + <td width="180px" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #E0E0E0; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 100%;">[[Image:Witte.jpg|thumb|center|A coal-faced Witte before fleeing Poland for the U.S., 1953.]]
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 +''Witte'' knew how to make over 420 different kinds of sandwiches!
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Jewish-American, born in Wadowice, Poland, 1939. He comes in riding on the back of a leather bath-marie. He is a scissor-tailed thrombocyte. He receives an ivory knife-handle inlaid with discharging machine guns.

Witte arrived in America at the tender age of fourteen. His family first attempted to stay in Brooklyn, but emigrated to Miami 3 years later. Witte's Deli became known throughout the city and the family prospered. Unfortunately his father had a weakness for that old "daevil's clawe" known as whist (http://www.pagat.com/whist/whist.html) and he ruined the family.

After much misfortune, Witte fell into the world of the AA.

Known Works


Shoes The Philtre

A coal-faced Witte before fleeing Poland for the U.S., 1953.
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A coal-faced Witte before fleeing Poland for the U.S., 1953.

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Witte knew how to make over 420 different kinds of sandwiches!