Poob Bargain
From Plastic Tub
poob bargain t. 1. The moment when the consumer overlaps with the merchant and though the latter profits, both parties suffer degredation. 2. A bargain where the participants are primarily composed of clampers, poobites and honeybees. 3. An agreement made between the viewer and the spectacle, characterized by the devaporation of poetical space. 4. A swindle, rip-off.
Desiderata
It is impossible to drive on an American highway without being offered a Poob Bargain.
To the uninitiated, the term sounds like Poo Bargain!
