Manatee
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| [[Category:Glossary]]<table width="100%" border="0" align="right" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0"> | [[Category:Glossary]]<table width="100%" border="0" align="right" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0"> | ||
| - | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">[[Image:FL fig04.jpg|thumb|right|The Manatee, in a rarely captured moment of interstellar communication]] | + | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''manatee''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A graceful omnivore inhabiting the warm waters of Florida. '''2.''' A highly-intelligent alien of great psychic prowess, notably in levitation, telekinesis and ESP. |
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| - | '''manatee''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A graceful omnivore inhabiting the warm waters of Florida. '''2.''' A highly-intelligent alien of great psychic prowess, notably in levitation, telekinesis and ESP. | + | |
| == Extrapolation == | == Extrapolation == | ||
| - | A relatively unknown offshoot of Santeria, known appropriately as the [[Manatee Cult]], aware of the true nature of these gentle beasts, worships the mammal with secret rites which involve the ritual consumption of kelp and prayers over specially illustrated candles. | + | A relatively unknown offshoot of Santeria, known appropriately as a [[Manatee Cult]], worships the mammal with secret rites which involve the ritual consumption of kelp and prayers over specially illustrated candles. |
| == See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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| *[[DingDing]] | *[[DingDing]] | ||
| + | *[[Tampa]] | ||
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| + | [[Image:FL fig04.jpg|thumb|center|The Manatee, in a rarely captured moment of interstellar communication]] | ||
| + | == Desiderata == | ||
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| + | Manatee fear no evil and as a result tend to ''cause it''. Many Associationalists exhibit irrational fear of Manatee, based on ancient text. | ||
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| + | ''Manatee tastes'' like chicken. | ||
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| manatee n. 1. A graceful omnivore inhabiting the warm waters of Florida. 2. A highly-intelligent alien of great psychic prowess, notably in levitation, telekinesis and ESP.
[edit] ExtrapolationA relatively unknown offshoot of Santeria, known appropriately as a Manatee Cult, worships the mammal with secret rites which involve the ritual consumption of kelp and prayers over specially illustrated candles. [edit] See Also |
 [edit] DesiderataManatee fear no evil and as a result tend to cause it. Many Associationalists exhibit irrational fear of Manatee, based on ancient text. Manatee tastes like chicken. |
