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-''excerpt''+Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-addition broadside, manually printed and featuring illustrations by [[William Flintrock.]]
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We Value: We Value:
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1. A strong right hand 1. A strong right hand
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2. Fearsome cutlets 2. Fearsome cutlets
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3. An enormous black Lilly 3. An enormous black Lilly
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4. Some ass: old lag sign 4. Some ass: old lag sign
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5. A feasible demeanor 5. A feasible demeanor
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6. No count piss-coon verbs: 6. No count piss-coon verbs:
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7. Aren't you the lucky one 7. Aren't you the lucky one
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8. Simultaneous navigators 8. Simultaneous navigators
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9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo 9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
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10. An enormous Love 10. An enormous Love
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11. The indescribability of nothing 11. The indescribability of nothing
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12. Cool pants, man 12. Cool pants, man
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13. Green, therefore, immutable 13. Green, therefore, immutable
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14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction 14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction
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15. The Dialectic of Humor 15. The Dialectic of Humor
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16. No doubt there is idiocy in me 16. No doubt there is idiocy in me
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17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia 17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
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18. Dolphins are our friends 18. Dolphins are our friends
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19. Continuous adventure 19. Continuous adventure
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20. Hands free 20. Hands free
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21. Hand held open 21. Hand held open
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22. Simultaneous tongue 22. Simultaneous tongue
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23. The necessity of added tongs 23. The necessity of added tongs
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25. V 25. V
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26. The penultimate more intriguing 26. The penultimate more intriguing
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27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure 27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
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28. Revel in Redundancy 28. Revel in Redundancy
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29. You are always, primarily, a jackass 29. You are always, primarily, a jackass
-30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of + 
- greatness+30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness

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Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-addition broadside, manually printed and featuring illustrations by William Flintrock.




We Value:

1. A strong right hand

2. Fearsome cutlets

3. An enormous black Lilly

4. Some ass: old lag sign

5. A feasible demeanor

6. No count piss-coon verbs:

7. Aren't you the lucky one

8. Simultaneous navigators

9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo

10. An enormous Love

11. The indescribability of nothing

12. Cool pants, man

13. Green, therefore, immutable

14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction

15. The Dialectic of Humor

16. No doubt there is idiocy in me

17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia

18. Dolphins are our friends

19. Continuous adventure

20. Hands free

21. Hand held open

22. Simultaneous tongue

23. The necessity of added tongs

25. V

26. The penultimate more intriguing

27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure

28. Revel in Redundancy

29. You are always, primarily, a jackass

30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness