La Ligue du Masque Cancéreux
From Plastic Tub
The vilest act of villainy was already passé to these grotesque libertines. Sade (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_de_Sade) would have blushed! Addisson was not an ancestor of a charter member from back in the dear old days of 1667, no sir!
Born 1667 in Tolosa, France, to combat the influece of La Ligue d'Agenda de la Pinque, under the banner of a True Pink doctrine, generally considered to be a source of inspiration for Stimso Adid in formulating his editorials for various broadsides.
The Cancerous Mask was forced underground during the Revolution and thought extinct. It is possible that the contemporary league is an upstart with no authetic claim to a direct lineage, but Dr. Marie-Jeanne Sicre, of Mirail Université Toulouse, believes the current manifestation to be authentic. She points out that the old families of Tolouse never doubted the continued existence of the league. Her argument offers no conclusive proof but remains convincing nonetheless.
Organizational Structure
The inner structure of the group is still a mystery to outsiders, though it's generally accepted the League eschewed a rigid heirarchy, preferring instead a method of ranking and advancement based on the ability to lift bulky, ill-shaped objects.
Publications
Vrai Rose True Pink, instruction manual and organizational bylaws.
Why we need more of Pierre Baudis, a defense of the former mayor of Toulouse, accused of holding sadomasochistic orgies on city property and consorting with a known murderer.
