Johannssen Messerschmidt

From Plastic Tub

An ardent believer in A.W.Slipper's theory of the World Donut, Messerschmidt edited a popular weekly and often strutted about town naked, otherwise clad in a single donut which he wore inserted over his erect penis. He was also known to drink from puddles, fight with horses and spent his nights sleeping in the woods surrounding Amberlain, Massachusetts.


Johannssen yearned for the apocalypse, though he consistently mispronouced it as the "[[oh-pock-oh-lisp]]".

His name is my name, too.