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[[Category:Groups]]Famed School of ''Industrial Readiness'' and ''Colloquial Design'', established by German [[AA]] dissidents in Costa Rica. Closely associated with the "rat-lines" which allowed [[Nazi Regime|Nazi]] officials to escape the fall of Germany, the school taught a severe, unbending approach to the arts, specifically those areas of expression deemed "irrevocably intolerable." In short, an idealism reigned supreme, the goal of which was no less than the "proper redesign of intolerable artifacts so prevalent in the decadent societies of the West." The school was mad about re-designing everything from the toothbrushes to the foot-saucer. [[Easton W. Wunderkidd]] nearly bankrupted the school in his [[South American Adventures of 1948]]. [[Category:Groups]]Famed School of ''Industrial Readiness'' and ''Colloquial Design'', established by German [[AA]] dissidents in Costa Rica. Closely associated with the "rat-lines" which allowed [[Nazi Regime|Nazi]] officials to escape the fall of Germany, the school taught a severe, unbending approach to the arts, specifically those areas of expression deemed "irrevocably intolerable." In short, an idealism reigned supreme, the goal of which was no less than the "proper redesign of intolerable artifacts so prevalent in the decadent societies of the West." The school was mad about re-designing everything from the toothbrushes to the foot-saucer. [[Easton W. Wunderkidd]] nearly bankrupted the school in his [[South American Adventures of 1948]].
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 +'''Anti-Thesis'''
The faculty was reknowned and included everything from industrial designers to choreographers. [[Juan Castillo]] (Professor of Dance), for example, was roundly applauded for his intricate use of the goose-step in the Tango. His cohort [[Pedro Wiggins]] introduced the Nazi salute into the dance. Though many will deny the true origins, their moves can be found in ''milongas'' over the world to this day. The faculty was reknowned and included everything from industrial designers to choreographers. [[Juan Castillo]] (Professor of Dance), for example, was roundly applauded for his intricate use of the goose-step in the Tango. His cohort [[Pedro Wiggins]] introduced the Nazi salute into the dance. Though many will deny the true origins, their moves can be found in ''milongas'' over the world to this day.
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 +'''Sartori'''
Although many of the School's projects were doomed to failure from the start (such as the notorious re-invention of the wheel campaign of 1953), other projects have had a profound on such deverse technologies as those involving spaceflight, nuclear weaponry, the manufacture of [[sausages]] and inline roller skates. On a more whimsical note, the School's introduction of the cube-shaped [[egg]] was enormousmy successful until public opinion turned against the concept after it was realized how much suffering this caused the chickens. Although many of the School's projects were doomed to failure from the start (such as the notorious re-invention of the wheel campaign of 1953), other projects have had a profound on such deverse technologies as those involving spaceflight, nuclear weaponry, the manufacture of [[sausages]] and inline roller skates. On a more whimsical note, the School's introduction of the cube-shaped [[egg]] was enormousmy successful until public opinion turned against the concept after it was realized how much suffering this caused the chickens.
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 +'''Diaspora'''
Today the School's 27-acre campus outside of San Juan bristles with life as nearly 3000 students carry out cutting edge research in over 30 disciplines. It is a fully accredited learning institution. In addition to its central educational mission, the School has small but well-regarded programs for the arts and music, sports and jungle exploration. Today the School's 27-acre campus outside of San Juan bristles with life as nearly 3000 students carry out cutting edge research in over 30 disciplines. It is a fully accredited learning institution. In addition to its central educational mission, the School has small but well-regarded programs for the arts and music, sports and jungle exploration.
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 +'''Hermeunetics High'''
The school was not without its darkside. During the years after WWII many of the professors and students engaged in many concerted acts of rebellion. The schools rigorous modern curriculum still held tightly to the major attitudes of the Third Reich, especially concerning the visual arts and experimental and/or electronic music. The students subverted the The school was not without its darkside. During the years after WWII many of the professors and students engaged in many concerted acts of rebellion. The schools rigorous modern curriculum still held tightly to the major attitudes of the Third Reich, especially concerning the visual arts and experimental and/or electronic music. The students subverted the
system by holding clandestine symposiums in the underground bunkers beneath the jungle. In the boiler rooms beneath the campus they arranged artshows for the mentally challenged, the illiterate, the retarted. system by holding clandestine symposiums in the underground bunkers beneath the jungle. In the boiler rooms beneath the campus they arranged artshows for the mentally challenged, the illiterate, the retarted.
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 +'''Mystery Date'''
These events were often highlighted by Dionysian frenzies stimulated by electronic tones (arranged in primitive intervals) and the premier South American hallucinagen Ayahuasca. Over time, the participants fractioned out into smaller factions. In the beginning the rebellions were liberating and transcendent but soon became marred by transgresive violence and quickly shifted to its decadent stages. Although many of the factions disbanded after the [[South American Adventures of 1948]] there are rumors about a certain faction that fled the school for the jungle wheras they began thier transformation back to the primitive. These events were often highlighted by Dionysian frenzies stimulated by electronic tones (arranged in primitive intervals) and the premier South American hallucinagen Ayahuasca. Over time, the participants fractioned out into smaller factions. In the beginning the rebellions were liberating and transcendent but soon became marred by transgresive violence and quickly shifted to its decadent stages. Although many of the factions disbanded after the [[South American Adventures of 1948]] there are rumors about a certain faction that fled the school for the jungle wheras they began thier transformation back to the primitive.

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Famed School of Industrial Readiness and Colloquial Design, established by German AA dissidents in Costa Rica. Closely associated with the "rat-lines" which allowed Nazi officials to escape the fall of Germany, the school taught a severe, unbending approach to the arts, specifically those areas of expression deemed "irrevocably intolerable." In short, an idealism reigned supreme, the goal of which was no less than the "proper redesign of intolerable artifacts so prevalent in the decadent societies of the West." The school was mad about re-designing everything from the toothbrushes to the foot-saucer. Easton W. Wunderkidd nearly bankrupted the school in his South American Adventures of 1948.

Anti-Thesis

The faculty was reknowned and included everything from industrial designers to choreographers. Juan Castillo (Professor of Dance), for example, was roundly applauded for his intricate use of the goose-step in the Tango. His cohort Pedro Wiggins introduced the Nazi salute into the dance. Though many will deny the true origins, their moves can be found in milongas over the world to this day.

Sartori

Although many of the School's projects were doomed to failure from the start (such as the notorious re-invention of the wheel campaign of 1953), other projects have had a profound on such deverse technologies as those involving spaceflight, nuclear weaponry, the manufacture of sausages and inline roller skates. On a more whimsical note, the School's introduction of the cube-shaped egg was enormousmy successful until public opinion turned against the concept after it was realized how much suffering this caused the chickens.

Diaspora

Today the School's 27-acre campus outside of San Juan bristles with life as nearly 3000 students carry out cutting edge research in over 30 disciplines. It is a fully accredited learning institution. In addition to its central educational mission, the School has small but well-regarded programs for the arts and music, sports and jungle exploration.

Hermeunetics High

The school was not without its darkside. During the years after WWII many of the professors and students engaged in many concerted acts of rebellion. The schools rigorous modern curriculum still held tightly to the major attitudes of the Third Reich, especially concerning the visual arts and experimental and/or electronic music. The students subverted the system by holding clandestine symposiums in the underground bunkers beneath the jungle. In the boiler rooms beneath the campus they arranged artshows for the mentally challenged, the illiterate, the retarted.

Mystery Date

These events were often highlighted by Dionysian frenzies stimulated by electronic tones (arranged in primitive intervals) and the premier South American hallucinagen Ayahuasca. Over time, the participants fractioned out into smaller factions. In the beginning the rebellions were liberating and transcendent but soon became marred by transgresive violence and quickly shifted to its decadent stages. Although many of the factions disbanded after the South American Adventures of 1948 there are rumors about a certain faction that fled the school for the jungle wheras they began thier transformation back to the primitive.

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