German Lampshades
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| - | '''German Lampshades''' ''kil.'' '''1.''' As a shade catches light, a social convention which forestalls mention of eugenics or ''straight talk about the filthy.'' '''2.''' Lampshades manufactured in Germany or by German laborers. '''3.''' A lampshade made from an actual German. '''4.''' A shy and beautiful woman, a wallflower, an ornament. | + | [[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__ |
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| + | '''German Lampshade''' ''kil.'' '''1.''' As a shade catches light, a social convention which forestalls mention of [[eugenics]] or straight talk about the filthy. '''2.''' Lampshades manufactured in Germany or by German laborers. '''3.''' A lampshade made from an actual German. '''4.''' ''euph.'' A shy and beautiful woman, a wallflower; a trophy wife. | ||
| - | == Further Extrapolation == | + | == Extrapolation == |
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| '''Marching Onward''' | '''Marching Onward''' | ||
| - | A counterfeiting gang in Iagoville, linked to [[Ryan O'Donnely]], produced ''German Lampshades'' by the score in the late 1960's, selling them as anti-semetic gag-gifts. Catering to a largely white-supremacist clientele, the gang produced an astounding array of additional amusing products. | + | A [[counterfeiting gang]] in Iagoville linked to [[Ryan O'Donnely]] produced ''German Lampshades'' by the score in the late 1960's, selling them as anti-Semitic gag-gifts. Catering to a largely white-supremacist clientele, they released an astounding array of additional amusing products. For instance, a hook-nosed cock ring was introduced by fiat; then a finger that -- when pulled -- insulted the nearest group of Jewry. In the gang's master-stroke, they produced a lampshade that functioned not only as a world-class adumbrator but also, and perhaps more importantly, as a head-piece for drunken conventioneers and Klansmen in a pinch. |
| - | '''How We Did It''' | + | '''The Photo-Op''' |
| - | For instance, a hook-nosed cock ring was introduced by fiat; a finger that, when pulled, insulted the nearest Jew and, in a master-stroke, a lampshade that functional not only as a world-class adumbrator but also, and perhaps more importantly, as a head-piece for drunken conventioneers and Klansmen in a pinch. | + | Experts agree that most ''German Lampshades'' on the market today are cheap-knockoffs made by the Swiss or [[worse]], the French. Further, their post-modern minimilistic design does not allow for their employment as [[Stabbin' Hat|hats]]. |
| - | == Desiderata == | + | '''Dieter Detour''' |
| - | ---- | + | A large contingent of post-sassifiers have recently acknowledged the begrudging work of surveying the intellectual wasteland of reformative powersurges as exemplified in the understanding of the supposed holocaust victims in accordance with the conflicting evidence offered by the illustrious award of an hitherto entitled nation state with its continual holocaust of their own survival lines by the quote unquote allies? |
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| - | Most experts agree that most ''German Lampshades'' on the market today are cheap-knockoffs made by the Swiss or worse, the French. | + | |
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| Amusing pie-eyed office-mates. | Amusing pie-eyed office-mates. | ||
| - | It is reported that S, group therapy relapsers, Christmas-addled accountants, solo-performerswiss Lamphades are made from hilarious drunks but also warm up soup and "can melt a pat of butter from ten yards." | + | It is reported that "S", group-therapy relapsers, Christmas-addled accountants, solo-performers....Swiss Lampshades are made from hilarious drunks but also warm-up soup and "can melt a pat of butter from ten yards." |
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| + | ''Internet porn is a great way to do internet furniture research'' - father of three, Toledo | ||
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German Lampshade kil. 1. As a shade catches light, a social convention which forestalls mention of eugenics or straight talk about the filthy. 2. Lampshades manufactured in Germany or by German laborers. 3. A lampshade made from an actual German. 4. euph. A shy and beautiful woman, a wallflower; a trophy wife. [edit] ExtrapolationMarching Onward A counterfeiting gang in Iagoville linked to Ryan O'Donnely produced German Lampshades by the score in the late 1960's, selling them as anti-Semitic gag-gifts. Catering to a largely white-supremacist clientele, they released an astounding array of additional amusing products. For instance, a hook-nosed cock ring was introduced by fiat; then a finger that -- when pulled -- insulted the nearest group of Jewry. In the gang's master-stroke, they produced a lampshade that functioned not only as a world-class adumbrator but also, and perhaps more importantly, as a head-piece for drunken conventioneers and Klansmen in a pinch. The Photo-Op Experts agree that most German Lampshades on the market today are cheap-knockoffs made by the Swiss or worse, the French. Further, their post-modern minimilistic design does not allow for their employment as hats. Dieter Detour A large contingent of post-sassifiers have recently acknowledged the begrudging work of surveying the intellectual wasteland of reformative powersurges as exemplified in the understanding of the supposed holocaust victims in accordance with the conflicting evidence offered by the illustrious award of an hitherto entitled nation state with its continual holocaust of their own survival lines by the quote unquote allies? [edit] Non-Canonical TextThere is some dish-flesh on my neck, and that's kind of sinister when you have a lampshade. Amusing pie-eyed office-mates. It is reported that "S", group-therapy relapsers, Christmas-addled accountants, solo-performers....Swiss Lampshades are made from hilarious drunks but also warm-up soup and "can melt a pat of butter from ten yards." Internet porn is a great way to do internet furniture research - father of three, Toledo [edit] See Also |
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