Egg

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Eggs have only one natural enemy -- mouths.
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Eggs have only one natural enemy -- mouths.

egg n. 1. A single testicle. 2. Historically, one half of the ingredients necessary for the creation of a new human; a piece of generative equipment. 3. A storage facility for potential of any kind, in this sense a very small and discolored watermelon. 4. The eventual solidification of vapor, occurring over thousands of years and as such, highly valuable.

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Stimes Addisson called eggs "volcanoes in a jar."
Eggs have been known to attack humans they see as weak or dissolute.
An egg starred in several films by Johannas Desselsen.

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