Creatine Panderbox

From Plastic Tub

Born on April 16, 1930 in Manchester, England. Died on May 3, 1960 in San Luis Potosi, Mexico.

He does not arrive, he remains on the stoop, replete with listening devices. He receives a bag of mulch. He is a first-born flower.

Panderbox was photography editor of Reticent 27 between 1955-57. He hung himself with a pair of pants from a dead tree, three months after he was discovered to be feeding information on the personal lives of the AA circle to the The League of Gnomes.