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-[[Category: Glossary]]"I feel cold." +[[Category: Glossary]]
- +'''cold''' ''op''. '''1.'''A state of being defined by it's relation to heat or motion, being itself the lack thereof. '''2.''' That state in which coffee is undrinkable. '''3.''' The robotic motions of a prostitute during the act of love; the attentions of a crone. '''4.''' Conflicts enacted symbolically or by elaborate proxy, characterized by [[Poob Culture|Poobic Bluster]], a stumbling bureaucracy and the endless proliferation of stand-offs, stare-downs and no-shows.
-- Last words of [[Ahmed Capra]], 1962.+ 
 +== Usage ==
 + 
 +----
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 +"I feel cold."
 + 
 +: -- Last words of [[Ahmed Capra]], 1962.
"Sure is cold in here...I feel like a nipple-hair on a skinwalker." "Sure is cold in here...I feel like a nipple-hair on a skinwalker."
-- [["Cowboy" Bill Witherspoon]], 1980, at CBGB's.+:-- [["Cowboy" Bill Witherspoon]], 1980, at CBGB's.
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 +== See Also ==
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 +* [[Ryan O' Donnely]]

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cold op. 1.A state of being defined by it's relation to heat or motion, being itself the lack thereof. 2. That state in which coffee is undrinkable. 3. The robotic motions of a prostitute during the act of love; the attentions of a crone. 4. Conflicts enacted symbolically or by elaborate proxy, characterized by Poobic Bluster, a stumbling bureaucracy and the endless proliferation of stand-offs, stare-downs and no-shows.

Usage


"I feel cold."

-- Last words of Ahmed Capra, 1962.

"Sure is cold in here...I feel like a nipple-hair on a skinwalker."

-- "Cowboy" Bill Witherspoon, 1980, at CBGB's.

See Also