Cleo James Thurstunwell

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Eisenhower-era Mystic and Heretic of European descent. Cleo James Thurstenwell's claims of Royalty were never accepted. Famous for prophetic and apocalyptic reinterpratations of TV Guide. Disbarred from The League of Men with Fancy Gloves. Excommunicated from the Holy Catholic Church. Fired from numerous teaching jobs. Spent time in prison for tax evasion for his part in the Nuremberg Cult Expo Fiasco. He died barefoot to the navel, discredited and penniless.

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