Cappy Trowbridge
From Plastic Tub
Born 1930, in Perth, Scotland. Exact date unknown. 1930.
Copernicus "Cappy" Trowbridge.
He comes into the room falling down drunk fucking simultaneously seven species of known life. He is a monkey. He receives: a new tongue.
Scrappy Cappy was born in abject poverty but became, in addition to the hardest-drinking of the AA group, a shipping magnate. It was he who funded Wee-Wee and he who organized the revenge plot after its destruction.
He now lives in Townsville, Australia with a 17-year old Japanese boy he calls "Koko."
He made the film Arrest This! and Bugger My Frustrations, a ballet for amputees.
He was also a painter but gave it up for unknown shenanigans.
