Blind man
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| - | :At the [[3rd AA International Conference]], the [[Associationalist]]s began referring to the [[Accidentalist]]s as "blind men." One misguided [[clamper]], for example, tried to impress [[Verna Cable]] with his wit. Leaning over his [[cocktail]], he slurred, "What's a blind man think if you hit him with a stone? All accident, no association!" She responded, "How many clampers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" -- and kicked him in the [[nut]]s. As he fell, grimacing, she said, "Oops, my foot slipped. Hope you associate me with an aching groin, honey." | + | :At the [[3rd AA International Conference]], the [[Associationalist]]s began referring to the [[Accidentalist]]s as "blind men." One misguided [[clamper]], for example, tried to impress [[Verna Cable]] with his wit: leaning over his [[cocktail]], he slurred, "How many Accidentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None! Blind men don’t use lights!" She responded with a [[knee to the groin]]. “Oops,” she grinned, "My foot must’a slipped, honey. Well, with any luck now, you’ll associate me with an aching [[Nut|groin]]." The poor chap was seen later puking in alley, [[blindingly drunk]]. |
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Blind man norp. 1. A person, usually a man, who is deprived of sight. 2. A numbskull. 3. An unusually non-perceptive individual. 4. A sailor's knot originating in Brittany, traditionally ascribed to one Loïc Tanguy (circa 1776).
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- At the 3rd AA International Conference, the Associationalists began referring to the Accidentalists as "blind men." One misguided clamper, for example, tried to impress Verna Cable with his wit: leaning over his cocktail, he slurred, "How many Accidentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None! Blind men don’t use lights!" She responded with a knee to the groin. “Oops,” she grinned, "My foot must’a slipped, honey. Well, with any luck now, you’ll associate me with an aching groin." The poor chap was seen later puking in alley, blindingly drunk.
