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| - | [[Image:591px-Male silverback Gorilla.jpg|thumb|Be careful.]] [[Category: Glossary]]'''Ape''' ''v.'' '''1.''' When your'e angry at something, and you can't describe it, exactly like a deliberation of Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formula that emulates the mass created by an unusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking [[Stinking Weed|cigars]]. '''2.''' To imitate, esp. in a mocking manner. '''3.''' ''n.'' A hairy and ferocious beast that lives in jungles and shits. | + | [[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__ |
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| + | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''Ape''' ''v.'' '''1.''' When your'e angry at something, and you can't describe it, exactly like a deliberation of Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formula that emulates the mass created by an unusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking [[Stinking Weed|cigars]]. '''2.''' To imitate, esp. in a mocking manner. '''3.''' ''n.'' A hairy and ferocious beast that lives in jungles and shits. | ||
| == Usage == | == Usage == | ||
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| - | "Somehow the rumour that [[William Flintrock]] is "hairy as an ape" has been making the rounds. Recently as yesterday I heard it. When we hiked the GR10 in the Pyrenées last month, we went swimming. It just isn't true." | + | "Somehow the rumour that [[William Flintrock]] is "hairy as an ape" has been making the rounds. Recently as yesterday I heard it. When we hiked the GR10 in the Pyrenées last month, we went swimming. It just isn't true." -- [[Steven Adkins]], June, 2003. |
| - | : -- [[Steven Adkins]], June, 2003 | + | |
| == See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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| * [[Chimp]] | * [[Chimp]] | ||
| - | + | * [[Human]] | |
| * [[Monkey]] | * [[Monkey]] | ||
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| + | [[Image:591px-Male silverback Gorilla.jpg|thumb|center|Be careful.]] | ||
| + | == Desiderata == | ||
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| + | "An ape sobs," the hidden currency is 'peso'. -- [http://www.google.com/search?q=ape+trivia Google Ape Trivia] | ||
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| + | ''Planet of the Apes'' was originally conceived as ''Planet of the [[Ostrich]]''. | ||
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Revision as of 00:41, 17 Aug 2005
Ape v. 1. When your'e angry at something, and you can't describe it, exactly like a deliberation of Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formula that emulates the mass created by an unusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking cigars. 2. To imitate, esp. in a mocking manner. 3. n. A hairy and ferocious beast that lives in jungles and shits.
Usage"Somehow the rumour that William Flintrock is "hairy as an ape" has been making the rounds. Recently as yesterday I heard it. When we hiked the GR10 in the Pyrenées last month, we went swimming. It just isn't true." -- Steven Adkins, June, 2003. See Also |
 Desiderata"An ape sobs," the hidden currency is 'peso'. -- Google Ape Trivia (http://www.google.com/search?q=ape+trivia) Planet of the Apes was originally conceived as Planet of the Ostrich.
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