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-[[Category: Glossary]]'''Ape''' ''verb'' '''1.''' When your'e angry at something, and you can't describe it, exactly like a deliberation of Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formula that emulates the mass created by an unsusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking cigars. '''2.''' A hairy and ferocious beast that lives in jungles and shit.+[[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__
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 +<tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''Ape''' ''v.'' '''1.''' When your'e angry at something, and you can't describe it, exactly like a deliberation of Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formula that emulates the mass created by an unusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking [[Stinking Weed|cigars]]. '''2.''' To imitate, esp. in a mocking manner. '''3.''' ''n.'' A hairy and ferocious beast that lives in jungles and shits.
== Usage == == Usage ==
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-"Somehow the rumour that [[William Flintrock]] is as "hairy as an ape" has been making the rounds. As recent as yesterday I heard it. When I hiked the GR10 in the Pyrenées last month, we went swimming. It just isn't true."+"Somehow the rumour that [[William Flintrock]] is "hairy as an ape" has been making the rounds. Recently as yesterday I heard it. When we hiked the GR10 in the Pyrenées last month, we went swimming. It just isn't true." -- [[Steven Adkins]], June, 2003.
-: -- [[Steven Adkins]], June, 2003+ 
 +== See Also ==
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 +[[Image:591px-Male silverback Gorilla.jpg|thumb|center|Be careful.]]
 +== Desiderata ==
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 +"An ape sobs," the hidden currency is 'peso'. -- [http://www.google.com/search?q=ape+trivia Google Ape Trivia]
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 +''Planet of the Apes'' was originally conceived as ''Planet of the [[Ostrich]]''.
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Ape v. 1. When your'e angry at something, and you can't describe it, exactly like a deliberation of Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formula that emulates the mass created by an unusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking cigars. 2. To imitate, esp. in a mocking manner. 3. n. A hairy and ferocious beast that lives in jungles and shits.

Usage


"Somehow the rumour that William Flintrock is "hairy as an ape" has been making the rounds. Recently as yesterday I heard it. When we hiked the GR10 in the Pyrenées last month, we went swimming. It just isn't true." -- Steven Adkins, June, 2003.

See Also


Simian Tub-dwellers

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Desiderata


"An ape sobs," the hidden currency is 'peso'. -- Google Ape Trivia (http://www.google.com/search?q=ape+trivia)

Planet of the Apes was originally conceived as Planet of the Ostrich.