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The Tub's first birthday is on July 23rd! July kicks off with the Dog Days, which are celebrated in AA circles with pranks and at times, fisticuffs. Heavy drinking is assumed.

In early July, 1960, clampers were disappointed by the staid Second AA International Conference. At the time, few foresaw that the seeds were being planted for The Great Schism, which split the AA right between the As during the Third AA International Conference five years later in Reno, Nevada.

La Ligue d'Agenda de la Pinque and the July-enacted August Agenda began as 17th century Italian Peasants were shocked by the sight of the Pillagers dressed in Maiden-ware kissing each other. Moments later, their heads were lopped off...CONTINUED