Ass
From Plastic Tub
ass ts. 1. That which is sat upon, yet poops. 2. A jerk. 3. A donkey or mule. 4. Colloq., awesome, as in badass; also, the opposite.
Extrapolation
"The Ass is transformation and stubbornness, dipshit. Where's my beer?"
- - A drunken Stimes Addisson, 1993, Mustang Sally's, Tampa, to Steven Adkins.
"The supposed categorization of Mormo Worship as a form of Tit Worship is in error. Mormo Worshippers are, in fact, predominantly ass men of the most profound sort."
- - Bashy Gupta, lecturing at the Copenhagen Poob Research Institute.