Choco-Envy
From Plastic Tub
Choco-Envy was coined by Dr. Peter Von Fondle is his largely ignored study of American youth-culture, Out By The Wood Shed: A Study in Puti-Core Reversalism. Fondle examined the lifestyle of four children from the Midwestern town of Silonon, Kansas and eleborated a complex treatise revolving around thier use of mediated entertainment, translation devices and "hyper-sexual grimacing, the untoward bending of limbs and a striking predisposition for shapeless homonculi, robots and monsters of all variety." Because his control group was so small and his conclusions so inane, the research was dismissed by most academics out of hand and in fact nearly cost Fondle his teaching position.
