Cleo James Thurstunwell

From Plastic Tub

French, born 1942. He steps in a huge pile of dog shit, tracks it all over the place -- blames it on his manservant. We believe, if only because of his enormous face -- it's the size of a construction site, always smiling. Thus, he recieves twelve frowns to be parcelled out with lunatic ritual. He takes the form of Pinatubo.

Eisenhower-era Mystic and Heretic of European descent. Cleo James Thurstenwell's claims of Royalty were never accepted. Famous for prophetic and apocalyptic reinterpratations of TV Guid]. Disbarred from The League of Men with Fancy Gloves. Excommunicated from the Holy Catholic Church. Fired from numerous teaching jobs. Spent time in prison for tax evasion for his part in the Nuremberg Cult Expo Fiasco. He died barefoot to the navel, discredited and penniless.