Poob Bargain
From Plastic Tub
poob bargain t. 1. The moment when the consumer overlaps with the merchant, neither profiting. 2. A bargain where the participants are primarily composed of clampers, poobites and honeybees. 3. An agreement made between the viewer and the spectacle, characterized by the degradation of poetical space.
Desiderata
It is impossible to drive on an American highway without being offered a Poob Bargain.
