Poobites
From Plastic Tub
poobite, pooban, poobean n. euphemistic. 1. One who celebrates and through action extends the influence of Poob Culture. 2. A jingo; an extreme nationalist or super-patriot. 3. One whose mentative processes are defined by a spirit of contrarity; a reactionary. 4. The victim of a Poob Bargain.
Usage
"Putti-Culture has traditionally rejected this mode of apprehension -- your average poobite couldn't follow this line of thought if it were lit by a jar of carmelized phosphorous." - Dr. Peter Von Fondle, in his firecracker speech to the Wiki Crowd.
