Albert Kook
From Plastic Tub
Sunni Mystic and Brooklyn Drug Dealer, circa 1764. A favorite of the latter day Clampers, described by contemporaries as "fellows of fine breeding, always nice to your mother" -- extrapolated by StanLee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Lee) in his cosmologically ambitious play, On Human Sass.
He forgot to show up, but if he had, he would have floated in, surely. He is, too, a pig, but a dapper one. He receives a pair of rusting tweezers in a compact.
Supplier of necessary items of leisure for Guvernor Morris.