Democracy
From Plastic Tub
democracy f. 1. A fantasy land where you can direct activity by the voicing of opinion; a pie hole, stuffed. 2. Cherished symbol of The Western Mystery Tradition, responsible for strip-malls. 3. A fat man, pissing himself, reading Plato. 4. A comforting illusion.
Non-Canonical Text
"A broken rule is a spirit untethered, and an untethered spirit is lost." -- Gonzales, Alberto. Why I Voted. The American Conservative. November 17, 2004.