Ass

ass ts. 1. That which is sat upon, yet poops. 2. A jerk. 3. A donkey or mule-a member of the horse family Equidae-Horses; asses; zebras;. 4. Colloq., awesome, as in badass; also, the opposite.

Extrapolation

"The Ass is transformation and stubbornness, dipshit. Where's my beer?"

- A drunken Stimes Addisson, 1993, Mustang Sally's, Tampa, to Steven Adkins.

"The supposed categorization of Mormo Worship as a form of Tit Worship is in error. Mormo Worshippers are, in fact, predominantly ass men of the most profound sort."

- Bashy Gupta, lecturing at the Copenhagen Poob Research Institute.

See Also

• Transpants
• Glasspants
• Pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey