Albert Kook

From Plastic Tub

Sunni Mystic and Brooklyn Drug Dealer, circa 1764. A favorite of the latter day Clampers, described by contemporaries as "a fellow of finest breeding, always suspiciously nice to your mother" -- as extrapolated by Stan Lee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Lee) in his controversial 1962 play, On Human Sass.

He forgot to show up, but if he had, he would have floated in, surely. He is, too, a pig -- but a dapper one. He receives a pair of rusting tweezers in a compact.

Supplier of necessary items of leisure for Guvernor Morris.