The Worship of Tits
From Plastic Tub
Closely associated with the worship of dongs, snatches and the apotheosis of the arse-hole, the worship of tits is a religious tradition thought to have developed among neolithic agrarian communities in Northern Europe and Mesopotamia. Lately characterized by a lurid depiction of breast and buttock, the belief in sympathetic semen transferral, demoniacal intercourse and all manner of para-pornographic iconography, the true mechanics of ancient tit-worship can only be deduced from surviving religious tradition. Etc.
Recent Sightings
- A. "...ass worship, tight teen asses, porn fucking my ass hole..."
- B. "...to then promptly replace it with the Big Tits In The Sky. all that is doing ... is not to denigrate the evidence of prehistoric goddess worship at all..."
