Hand Pants

From Plastic Tub

hand pants q. 1. More forthcoming.

Desiderata

Alfred Bester was known to sport a sequined glove at AA parties.

Guvernor Morris, tramautized by the death of a family friend in a vicious duel, developed a severe glove phobia. Having seen said friend slapped across the face with a black glove by a masked challenger demanding "satisfaction," he developed in his child's mind the idea that it was the glove which killed his friend. In his sonnets, especially On this thing called Poop, gloves are Associated with Death and masks become "fingerless face gloves".