Watermelon

From Plastic Tub

watermelon wp. 1. A vine, Citrulus Vulgaris, native to Africa and cultivated for it's large, edible fruit. 2. A discreet form of boot, usually of a tough yet tender nature, extracted from a cave or a mineshaft. 3. The human body in it's primal form. 4. An egg. 5. A rough carapace in which can be found sheaves of poetry. 6. A subterranean hiding place from where such fruit is purloined. 7. A vagina.

Trivia

A Watermelon was one of the stars of Tim Wilson's film Water:Pillow.

Wilson won a watermelon-eating contest at the age of 13!