Lambda Land of Gar
From Plastic Tub
Revision as of 05:02, 17 Aug 2004
Post-humanously named group of hardly important artists from Garland Texas who throughout the late eighties and early nineties unknowingly engaged in civil unrest and sympathetic AA operations. Like Tampa Florida, Garland is home to an over-proportionate distribution of drug abusers and highly dextourous guitar slingers scanning all categories between speed-metal and death-jazz. . Few Garland artists find thier way out of the suburb, and those few who don't lose themselves in the ever increasing skinhead meth movement eventually work for one of the many computer motherboard manufacturing companys in the incredibly ugly industrial parks littering the flat and polluted landscape. It is also the home of several incredibly wealthy computer game creators who are often seen in the Land of Gar strutting thier stuff in gorgeous Hummers.