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| - | A super-hero played by [[Stimes Addisson]] between 1950-1985. [[William Flintrock]] somehow rigged up a suit which allowed Addisson to emit balloons from his masked jaw at will. The idea was to befuddle evil-doers into stunned obedience. In 35 years Stimes suffered a broken jaw--twice--a stab wound and a fractured sternum. He never once caught a criminal but legend has it that after a lecture at Yale he was walking past the Skull and Bones house and scared a drunken young George W. Bush so badly that the latter pissed his [[pants]]. | + | A super-hero played by [[Stimes Addisson]] between 1950-1985. [[William Flintrock]] somehow rigged up a suit which allowed Addisson to emit balloons from his masked jaw at will. The idea was to befuddle evil-doers into stunned obedience. In 35 years Stimes suffered a broken jaw--twice--a stab wound and a fractured sternum. He never once caught a criminal but legend has it that after a lecture at Yale he was walking past the Skull and Bones house and scared a drunken young George W. Bush so badly that the latter pissed his [[Pants]]. |
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A super-hero played by Stimes Addisson between 1950-1985. William Flintrock somehow rigged up a suit which allowed Addisson to emit balloons from his masked jaw at will. The idea was to befuddle evil-doers into stunned obedience. In 35 years Stimes suffered a broken jaw--twice--a stab wound and a fractured sternum. He never once caught a criminal but legend has it that after a lecture at Yale he was walking past the Skull and Bones house and scared a drunken young George W. Bush so badly that the latter pissed his Pants.
