Kevin Statham
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| - | ''American. He shows up swinging wildly, his mouth leaking slightly. He is a sandwich of sky, earth and mayo. He recieves mustard -- for which he has been asking.'' | + | <table width="100%" border="0" align="right" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0"><tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top"> |
| + | ''American. He shows up swinging wildly, his mouth leaking slightly. He is a sandwich of sky, earth and mayo. He receives mustard -- for which he has been asking.'' | ||
| A notorious night-rocker, Statham is perhaps most famous for his narcophilic ability to vomit forth a multitude at a moment's notice. A prodigious drinker and taker of pills, he also produces [[Anassociationalist]] short stories. Currently believed to be holed up in his compound somewhere in Central Florida. | A notorious night-rocker, Statham is perhaps most famous for his narcophilic ability to vomit forth a multitude at a moment's notice. A prodigious drinker and taker of pills, he also produces [[Anassociationalist]] short stories. Currently believed to be holed up in his compound somewhere in Central Florida. | ||
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| Statham is sorely missed among [[AA]] circles. | Statham is sorely missed among [[AA]] circles. | ||
| - | == Desiderata == | + | == Known Works == |
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| - | : [[Steven Adkins]] preserved a specimen of Statham's ejected sputum, showing it around to pals later as an example of ectoplasm. | + | * [[Bending Denim]] |
| + | * [[Chicken Fuckin' Man]] | ||
| - | : Kevin was once run over by a moving automobile -- and lived! | + | == See also == |
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| - | : Kevin once balanced a burning Bible on his head for five whole minutes, even as he perilously staggered. | + | |
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| - | [[Bending Denim]] | + | *[[P-Boy]] |
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| + | ''[[Steven Adkins]] preserved a specimen'' of Statham's ejected sputum, showing it around to pals later as an example of ectoplasm. | ||
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| + | ''Kevin was once run over'' by a moving automobile -- and lived! | ||
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| + | ''Kevin once balanced a burning Bible'' on his [[head]] for five whole minutes, even as he perilously staggered. | ||
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American. He shows up swinging wildly, his mouth leaking slightly. He is a sandwich of sky, earth and mayo. He receives mustard -- for which he has been asking. A notorious night-rocker, Statham is perhaps most famous for his narcophilic ability to vomit forth a multitude at a moment's notice. A prodigious drinker and taker of pills, he also produces Anassociationalist short stories. Currently believed to be holed up in his compound somewhere in Central Florida. Statham was a university acquaintance of Steven Adkins; having lost touch after graduation, they met by chance two years later in a bar in Tampa's Ybor City (the much-missed Emerald). Statham is sorely missed among AA circles. Known WorksSee also |
DesiderataSteven Adkins preserved a specimen of Statham's ejected sputum, showing it around to pals later as an example of ectoplasm. Kevin was once run over by a moving automobile -- and lived! Kevin once balanced a burning Bible on his head for five whole minutes, even as he perilously staggered. |
