Transpants
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| - | [[Category:Glossary]]''Transpanting'' is a method of transferring pants from one person to another, across a great physical distance. Early experiments by [[Addisson]] and [[Adid]] in this area proved unsucessful, though many suspect they had in fact perfected the technology and the tales of explosive mishaps, torn ligaments and embarassing nudity were offered as disinformative cover stories. Since the 1953 Transpant Experiments, numerous glaring examples of the phenomena have been observed: | + | [[Category:Glossary]]''Transpanting'' is a method of transferring [[pants]] from one person to another, across a great physical distance. Early experiments by [[Addisson]] and [[Adid]] in this area proved unsucessful; many suspect, however, that they had in fact perfected the technology and utilized tales of explosive mishaps, torn ligaments, and embarassing nudity as disinformative cover stories. The [[German School of Re-Design]] is also generally assumed to have successfully transpanted several unwitting Costa Rican natives. |
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| + | Despite the international ban in 1953, numerous glaring examples of the phenomena have been observed. Several unreliable witnesses have testified, for example, that [[Easton W. Wunderkidd]] narrowly avoided a drunken raping when his skirt mysteriously trasformed into baggy corduroy pants only seconds before consummation (Moscow, 1988). | ||
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| + | *[[Glasspants]] | ||
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| + | *[[Moist Air]] | ||
Revision as of 01:57, 6 Apr 2005
Transpanting is a method of transferring pants from one person to another, across a great physical distance. Early experiments by Addisson and Adid in this area proved unsucessful; many suspect, however, that they had in fact perfected the technology and utilized tales of explosive mishaps, torn ligaments, and embarassing nudity as disinformative cover stories. The German School of Re-Design is also generally assumed to have successfully transpanted several unwitting Costa Rican natives.
Despite the international ban in 1953, numerous glaring examples of the phenomena have been observed. Several unreliable witnesses have testified, for example, that Easton W. Wunderkidd narrowly avoided a drunken raping when his skirt mysteriously trasformed into baggy corduroy pants only seconds before consummation (Moscow, 1988).
